Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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