bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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