Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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