i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Found your dick twin last night
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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