I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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