I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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