omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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