My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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