There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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