Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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