I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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