He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
farters have to be the big spoon...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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