Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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