Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
