One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
His nipple licking is glorious
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