Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
barbara walters just said penis...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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