Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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