his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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