how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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