He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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