the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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