xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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