69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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