its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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