That's when you crack a 10am beer
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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