yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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