"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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