I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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