So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just found a bag of teeth...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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