Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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