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• (805): View more from California

  As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!

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• (310): View more from California

  So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards

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  None

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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• (516): View more from New York

  if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?

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• (827): View more from

  THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?

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  Thumbs up

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?

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