The maid of honor just puked.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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