so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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