yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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