I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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