Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
