Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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