if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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