He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
