I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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