just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
