I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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