he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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