She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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