It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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