That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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