it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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