My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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