we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sorry about my life...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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