Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
ok first of all what the fuck
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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