The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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