No, you can still breathe under the balls.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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