She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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