kristin has been a bad kristin
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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