he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You're a waste of cheezeits
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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