All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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