I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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