I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
this just has baby written all over it
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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