Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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