party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i think i have herpe
just one?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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